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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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