Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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