Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
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