I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
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he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
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Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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