mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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