there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
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How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
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She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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