I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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