How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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