I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize
