Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
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How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
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Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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