He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Girls should come with a carfax report
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just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
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He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
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