I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
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Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
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At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
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It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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