So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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