I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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