I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i just had sex bonerless
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
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So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
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I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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