I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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