is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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