Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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