i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
this boner is exhausting
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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