Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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