Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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