Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
