College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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