WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Sober January is a disaster.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
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You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
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Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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