I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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