I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
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Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
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Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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