billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
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I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
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Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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