How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Every concussion has its silver lining
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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