We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
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