so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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