I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
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Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
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For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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