Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
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Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
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If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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