did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
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he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
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I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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