All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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