I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
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We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
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The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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