I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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