PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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