Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
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I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
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You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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