you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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