Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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