My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
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the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
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What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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