my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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