I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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