is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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