But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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