HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
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I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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