You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
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in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
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How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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