I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
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Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
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i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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