I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
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Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
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How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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