no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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