well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
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We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
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All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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