we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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