I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
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Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
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We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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