Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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