I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
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So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
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You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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