C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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