im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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