just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
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I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
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Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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