just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
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I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
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Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
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