His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
is this the sara with the beer cane?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
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shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
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she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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